5 things about me

V]Hi there, so I put the link up to this lovely lil blog o mine and who knows if anyone will follow it and actually look at it or not but if you did then here are some things you might not know about me to help yo get aquainted. I mean it is all about getting to know someone, or getting to know their blog. Anyhoo, as I often do, I'm getting sidetracked. Here's some little known facts about the author:

1) Have you ever seen that movis the christmas story? If you have you'll get it. When I was 14 I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole and yes it did get stuck. My bff Kim had to get a bucket of very hot water and pour it down my face so I could get it off. You may be asking your self if I'm mentally deficient, the answer is............probably. I did alot of stupid things under the influence of being a teenager of recreational substances. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

2) I have the cutest ugly dog on the planet. For those of you that know me HI! For those of you that don't, my dog is a mix of two already strange looking breeds which resulted in him being adorable( at least i think so) and really ugly all at once. He has these scraggly chin hairs that hang off his face, it makes him look homeless. In fact we call him the littlest hobo. While I love my puppy he is mean as shiz and is possibly the best/worst dog ever. His name is Dizzy Garcia. I know, I know, the name. In my defense, I love the Dead and if you think that's bad you should hear what I named my kids and who after.

3) I love giraffes, they're gracefully ridiculous. And I can totally i.d. with them since I'm crazy tall too. I think that's enough said on that.

4) I want to, and am in the process of writing a book. Something supernatural thriller like. The thing about writing is it's alot more complicated than it may seem. It takes alot of time and preparation. I've been toying with the right plot themes and characters for a couple of months now and it's coming along slowly, but it's still coming.

5) I love to read internet crap, it's sooo addicting. I go to all kinds of random sites and the things people write online are insane. One of my faves is perez hilton. I know he just mostly talks horribly about people but the way he draws pee on people and has them drooling(or not) all over themselves is HILARIOUS! I know that it seems silly and childish to alot of folks but I am silly in alot of ways. I mean I still laugh at the muppet show, I think burps are gross/awesome, and I generally have a crude sense of humor. Poopoo, Pee pee.

Thanks for checking this lil blog out, keep reading. There will be lots-o-crazy to come.